I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
of an overweight lady.
But I need a young thing
to keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms,
and take me straight to second base
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Yeah, oh, sing it Chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
{Oh yeah}
(::Calculus::)
(::Semi-Rap:::)
Yeah..haha..C'mon..we're together
(--we're together--)
Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
to what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
there ain't no way I could pass
I hate English, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our Calculus
(::CHORUS::)
I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
We're together forever, c'mon
Calculus, Calculus
(::Westsideee::) *I think it should be Easttsieeedeee!!
Go go go go go go go go go go (::repeat::)
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + me = us
Well, I've never been good at history
and I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines,
I know a thing or two
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you
(::chorus::)
You (--U--)
Plus sign (--+--)
Me (--me--)
Equal sign (--=--)
Us (--us--)
Girl, no subject comes close to you.
2gether sing it
