Man 1 (spoken)
And thats why I love areodynamic engineering.
Women 2 (spoken)
Wow Bob, what a long story.
Man 1 (spoken)
HaHa. So anything to start?
Women 2 (spoken)
Oh no Bob no appetizer for me, I'm a very light eater. (sang) I'm lying
(spoken) Plus I didn't get to the gym, and generally I go every single day.
(sang) I'm really lying.
Man 1 (spoken)
Veronica, you are one special lady. I could talk to you all night.
Women 2
Please God don't let him.
Man 2 (spoken)
But my real passion is golf. Do you like golf?
Women 1 (spoken)
Of course! (sang) I'm lying.
Man 2 (spoken)
Do you play?
Women 1 (spoken)
Oh surely. (sung) Oh boy, I'm lying.
Man 2 (spoken)
We gotta play some time.
Women 1 (spoken)
Your course or mine?
Both (laugh)
Women 1
Who is this women talking?
Man 2 (spoken)
Hey did you ever see the greatest golf movie ever made, CattyShack?
Women 1 (spoken)
Loved it! (sung) I didn't see this movie.
Man 2 (spoken)
What was your favorite scene?
Women 1
Help me
Women 2
Help me
Both
Help me
Man 1 (spoken)
So the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel enjection is really simple. Ha Ha Ha!
Women 2
To think he thinks he's at his best. No thought tonight has he repressed.
He talks and talks and eyes my breast. There's a serious single man drought.
Women 1
Now some would say a catch I found.
He's single, straight, his mind is sound.
There's four guys left like him around.
There's a serious single man drought.
Women 2
I can't believe he's talking still.
Women 1
Oh God, I need a scotch refill.
Women 2
He chews...
Women 1
He spews...
Both
I could use a pill. There's a serious single man drought.
Women 1
Standards, I used to have some standards.
But man by man every standard meandered from me.
Women 2
Lesbian, I should be a lesbian.
If I was born to love women how wonderously sane I would be.
Man 2 (spoken)
And who is your favorite CattyShack actor?
Women 1 (spoken)
Oh, uh, well you know, that person. That wacky nutty, nutty, golf thingy, guy.
Man 2 (spoken)
Chevy Chase?
Women 1 (spoken)
Yes!
Man 2 (spoken)
Me too!
Women 1
I could grow old, alone just fine.
Women 2
I'll buy some cats like 29.
Both
They'll find me dead in my feline shrine.
There's a serious single man drought.
So I date Bob and hope and flirt, he might get better by dessert.
I stay, I pray, still I assert, there's a serious single man, delirious single man...
Both Men
And let me take care of the check.
Both Women
Lets split it.
Women 1
I'm lying...
Women 2
I'm lying...
Both
I'm really lying!
Both Men
No, its on me.
Both Women
You bet your sweet macho gold card it is.
Cause there's a serious, delirious, severious, varbirious, send
the marines we're talking serious, single man drought! (click) Ladies room!
