(::Intro: Kon Artis::)
Haha
Ai
This time we're gonna do our thing (--Huh--)
Is that aiight wit y'all? (--Yeah--)
Its gotta be cuz we gon do it anyway
Ain't that right fellaz (--Yeah--)
Fellaz ain't that right (--Yeah--)
Haha
(::chorus::: Kon Artis::)
Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
You can meet me at the barbershop (--C'mon, where?--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
(::Kon Artis::)
Well its friday afternoon and I just woke up (--*burp-fart*--)
That's right I just woke up
From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what
That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up
And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know
Leave the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's
Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that
Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
And I don't wanna loose my spot
Cuz everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block
So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock
Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
So tell ya people.
(::chorus::: Kon Artis::)
Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
You can meet me at the barbershop (--C'mon, where?--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
(::Kuniva::)
Haha
Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (--Wassup playa, wassup--)
On the black hand side, gimme some grease (--Alright--)
I want a liner but naw I don't want you to fate me (--Nope--)
A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me
So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in
I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
Who got shot? (--Mike--)
Who got jumped? (--Eric--)
Who got ganked? (--Shay--)
Who got robbed? (--Dee--)
Who went to jail? (--Chuck--)
Who got saved? (--Rick--)
Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke
And hear about your lady called me that started smokin' that dope (--For
real?--)
You get it all at this little dusty place
Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face
You see.
(::chorus::: Kon Artis::)
Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
You can meet me at the barbershop (--C'mon, where?--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
(::Bizarre::)
You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
Its been five days, I patiently waited
Saturday morning, its time to get faded
And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"
Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it
My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut
But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt
So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin'
If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run
Cuz I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done
(::Proof + (--Kon Artis--)::)
Got here full grip, but can't call the cops
I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
Jump in the seat "Yo gimme the line and"
And tell me who came through shinnin'
(--Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck--)
(--Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks--)
(--Then he started braggin' bout his last lick--)
Cut me a design along with his address
(::Swift::)
You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up
But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut
Now who next? (--Um I just want my son to get a tech--)
Whatabout you sweetie? (--So what you tryin' say?--)
I'm just playin' with you baby (--Hey He do this all the time--)
And all you do is whine, and drink wine (--Hahaha--)
Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked out (--Man--) (--When?--)
Early at Le'mott's house (--Again?--)
(--I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch--)
(--You was wit him yesterday--)
(--Man what are you talkin' bout?--)
I'm just about ready to throw y'all out
(--No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour--)
No I'll raise up the rates
(::Kon Artis::)
So go tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
You can meet me at the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
You can meet me at the barbershop (--C'mon, where?--)
At the barbershop (--At the barbershop--)
