Complimentary "A Week-End In The Country" Ringtone

Verse:

(--Josh:--) With golf and tennis 'round you
And no cares to hound you;
(--Dinah:--) When Mother Nature beckons, who can decline?
(--Ezra:--) Till Mother Nature vetoes
The bees and mosquitoes,
Mother Nature is no mother of mine!
(--Josh And Dinah:--) From Saturday night to Monday morn,
There's always joy ahead;
(--Ezra:--) From Saturday night to Monday morn,
I wish that I were dead!

::chorus:: 1:

(--Josh And Dinah:--) A weekend in the country
Never will let you down;
(--Ezra:--) You'll pardon my effront'ry,
I'd rather spend it in town.
(--Josh And Dinah:--) A weekend in the country,
Healthy and full of sport:
(--Dinah:--) And then it isn't small potatoes
(--Josh:--) When you get those fresh tomatoes,
(--Ezra:--) I've a list of fresh tomatoes
Suing me now in court!
(--Dinah:--) Ah, gimme the milk from the moo cow,
(--Josh:--) Of corn right from the field I'm fond;
(--Ezra:--) In town I'd be splurgin'
On Venison and Sturgeon
Bestride a beautiful blonde.
(--Josh And Dinah:--) A weekend gets you sunburned,
Vitamin A you win;
(--Ezra:--) I'd rather get back unburned
With my original skin.
(--Josh And Dinah:--) A weekend in the country,
Glorious, there's no doubt;
(--Ezra:--) A weekend in the country,
What's the next train out?

::chorus:: 2:

(--Josh And Dinah:--) A weekend in the country,
Trees in the orchard call;
(--Ezra:--) When you've examined one tree,
Then you've examined them all.
(--Josh And Dinah:--) A weekend in the country,
Happily we endorse:
(--Dinah:--) Come get your share of nature's bounty,
(--Josh:--) Ride the trail around the county;
(--Ezra:--) I am no Canadian mounty,
Why do I need a horse?
(--Dinah:--) Hark, hark to the song of the bull frog,
(--Josh:--) At dawn, you'll rise up with the lark;
(--Ezra:--) When roosters will riot,
I'd much prefer the quiet
Of Forty-Second and Park.
(--Josh And Dinah:--) Get peppy and alivey,
Don't be a city poke!
(--Ezra:--) I once got poison ivy,
(--Dinah:--) Will you try for poison oak?
(--Josh:--) A weekend in the country,
(--Dinah:--) Dickey-bird's overhead,
(--Ezra:--) A weekend in the country,
I should have stood in bed!

Complimentary "A Week-End In The Country" Ringtone