Complimentary "Bigger Isn't Better" Ringtone

I'm General Thumb, just come to town
A Yankee Doodle Dandy.
I've 'et your scrapple. Washed it down
With just a nip of brandy.
The mayor made me presents rare,
The ladies did salute me.
First rate I am, they all declare
And all my poses suit me.
My success should open up your eyes.
Don't judge nothing just by shape
Or size

Bigger isn't better
Taller isn't braver
Stronger isn't always wise.
Smaller isn't necessarily the lesser
Guts can come in any size.
Lady luck can favor
Just a little shaver
Over one who's six-foot-three.
Brains in any tussle
Mops the floor with muscle
Bet your life I'm glad I'm me.

Bigger isn't keener
Larger isn't bolder
Higher might be low inside.
When you need to lean upon a friendly shoulder,
Narrow's just as good as wide.
See the mighty lion
Sittin' there and cryin'
Bitten by a tiny flea.
Mammoth was colossal
What's he now? A fossil
Bet your life I'm glad I'm me.

What's strong in bulk may lag along
In brains and heart.
That handsome hulk might be a Lilliputian ment'ly
Proven consequently.

Though he shows his shoulders
Twice as big as boulders
If the brain's a tiny pea.
When you're in a pickle
He ain't worth a nickel
Bet your life I'm glad I'm
Bet your life I'm glad I'm me.

The dinosaur's no more
The dear old dodo's dead.
But right there on that floor
Some ant'll still be treadin'
After Armageddon.

Measuring a hero
Weight is less than zero
Height ain't worth a hoot in hell.
Show me any hunka'
Man can match the spunka'
Tiny Tim or Little Nell.

Giants look so awesome
Folks are scared to cross 'em
Nonetheless I guarantee.
Smallest Yankee Doodle
If he's in a mood'll
Beat the whole kaboodle
Using just his noodle.
Bet your life I'm glad..I'm.. me!

Complimentary "Bigger Isn't Better" Ringtone