--GUYS--
Once in every show
There comes a song like this,
It starts out soft and low
And ends up_ with a kiss.
Oh where is the song that goes like this
--SPOKEN SOLO--
Where is it?!
Where?!
Where?!
--GIRLS--
A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell.
They all will hum along
We'll ov-er-act as well
Oh this is the song that goes like this
--SPOKEN--
Guys: yes it is
Girls: yes it is
Guys: yes it is
Girls(accented): YES IT IS
--GUYS--
Now we can go straight
Into the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me
--GIRLS--
I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace
And then...
We'll change the key
--GUYS--
Now we're into E
That's aw-f'lly high for me
--GIRLS--
But ev-'ry-one can see
We should have stayed in D.
--BOTH--
For this is our song
That goes like this
--GUYS--
I'm feeling very proud
--GIRLS--
You're singing far too loud
--GUYS--
That's the way this song goes
--GIRLS--
You're standing on my toes
--BOTH--
Singing the song
That goes like this
--GIRLS--
I can't believe there's more
--GUYS--
It's far too long I'm sure
--GIRLS--
That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on
--BOTH--
For this is the song
That is too long
--GIRLS--
We'll be singing this till dawn
--GUYS--
You'll wish that you weren't born
--GIRLS--
Let's stop this refrain
--BOTH--
Before we go insane
The song always ends
Like this