The most important thing that we've ever learned,
The most important thing we've learned,
As far as children are concerned,
Is NEVER, NEVER let
Them near the television set
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
Aaah Aaah
Never Never Let Them
Aaah Aaah
Never Never Let Them
AaaAaah AaaAaah
Ooooooo Oooo
Never Never Let Them
Never Never Let Them
It rots the senses in their head!
It keeps Imagination dead!
It clogs and clutters up the mind!
It makes a child so dull and blind!
So Dull! and blind So Dull! and blind
He can no Longer understand
A fairytale! A fairyland!
A Fairyland! A Fairyland!
His brain becomes as soft as cheese!
His thinking powers rust and freeze!
He cannot think he only sees!
He only Sees
He only Sees
Regarding little Mike Teavee,
We very much regret that we
Regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
We'll wait and see x5
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height.
But if we can't
It serves him right.
