AMBER
They came from way far out
In outer space
She's hard to miss and so
They landed on her face
She's got cooties
(GIRLS)
Cooties
AMBER
They found a place to nest
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
(GIRLS)
Cooties
AMBER
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
"Oh no, get 'em away!"
AMBER
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell
She's got cooties
(GIRLS)
Cooties
AMBER
Nobody wants to sit by her
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
(GIRLS)
Cooties
AMBER
No, don't need a coat
Cos she's got fur
Circle, circle
ALL
Dot, dot, dot
AMBER
Glad I got my cootie shot
C'mon boys, let's stamp 'em out
Cootie, cootie
C'mon boys!
Cootie, cootie
Cootie, cootie
C'mon boys!
Oh, no no
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
She's just as friendly as can be
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
She's like a living twilight zone
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
"Ah, can you get Rod Serling on the phone?"
ALL
Black, white, red, green
Every colour in betweeen
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
AMBER
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too
GUY
She-she, she's coming
AMBER
Somebody oughta hose her down
Oh, yeah
Somebody oughta hose her down
Yeah
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
She's just as friendly as can be
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
This girl is sure to catch your eye
(GUYS)
She's got cooties
AMBER
She surely likes to let her freak flag fly
C'mon boys!
Let's jam! Let's jam for miles
C'mon boys!
Let's jam! Let's jam for miles
C'mon boys!
Let's jam! Let's jam for miles
C'mon boys!
Let's jam! Let's jam for miles
ALL
Black, white, red, green
Every colour in between
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
