SERENA:
Dear Elle,
He's a lucky guy
I'm like, gonna cry
I've got tears coming out of my nose!
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you've both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!
MARGOT:
Dear Elle,
Honey, Mazel Tov
Future's taken off
Bring that ring back and show it to me!
4 karats, a princess cut
Are you PSYCHED or what?!
I just wish I could be there to see
ALL:
When he gets down on one knee!
Omigod, omigod you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Omigod you guys!
Omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally, she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Omigod you guys!
OMIGOD!
SERENA:
Okay, everybody signed
Good, now, fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade!
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Lose the gum, Kate, you look like a maid (Sorry!)
Now prepare to serenade!
(SHH!)
ALL:
Omigod, omigod you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (SHH!)
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali-(SHH!)
Omigod y- (SHH! I'm serious!)
GIRL:
Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once ever has he hit on me! (Shut up!)
They're just like that couple from Titanic! Only no one dies!
ALL:
Omigod!
2-3-4
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancee
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man can super-see
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Omigod, omigod you gu- (mummering)
SERENA: (spoken)
Bruiser! Where's Elle?
(BARK)
She realized she doesn't have an engagement outfit?
(BARK)
She's totally freaking out?
(BARK)
She's trapped in the Old Valley Mill?
(BARK BARK)
Oh, sorry, the Old Valley Mall.
ALL:
(gasp)
OMIGOD
OMIGOD
OMIGOD
OMIGOD
OMIGOD
ELLE WOODS:
It's almost there, but-
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say "bride"
Can't look like I'm desperate, or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So, "bride" is more implied
MARGOT:
There she is!
ALL:
(Talking happily)
ELLE WOODS:
Omigod, omigod you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Everytime he looks at me it's totally propozalied
Omigod you guys!
So help me dress for my fairytale
Can't wear something I bought on sale
ALL:
Love is like, forever this is no time to economize
Omigod you guys!
COURTNEY:(spoken)
Excuse me! Have you seen this?
It just came in. It's PERFECT for a blonde!
ELLE WOODS:(spoken)
Right, with a half-loop stitch on China silk?
COURTNEY:(spoken)
Uh-huh!
ELLE WOODS:(spoken)
But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on China silk. It'll pucker.
ALL:
Omigod, omigod you guys
ELLE WOODS:(spoken)
And you didn't just get this in, because I saw it last May's Cosmo.
ALL:
Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies
ELLE WOODS:(spoken)
I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price!
(sung) I may be in love, but I'm stupid, lady
I've got eyes
MANAGER:
OMIGOD!
Elle Woods? Sorry! Our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this! Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientle
It's a gift from me to Elle!
ELLE WOODS:
Omigod, omigod you guys
This one's PERFECT! And it's just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Omigod!
ALL:
Omigod, omigod you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys
ELLE WOODS:(spoken)
No, I love YOU guys!
ALL:
Omigod
Omigod
Omigod you guys!
OMIGOD!
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