Dewey Cox: Hello, Darling.
Darlene: Hello, Mr. Cox.
Cox: Are you ready to sing one?
Darlene: I'm always ready.
Cox: Alright. In my dreams you're blowing me…Some kisses.
Darlene: That's one of my favorite things to do.
Cox: You and I could go down…In history.
Darlene: That's what I'm planning to do with you.
Together: Let's Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Let's Duet.
Darlene: Uh! Dewey Cox, I am not that type of woman.
Cox: Alright.
Darlene: That doesn't mean we can't still be friends.
Cox: Okay, then here's to us being great friends.
Darlene: I can't. We're friends! (Slaps Dewey in the face)
Cox: I'm going to beat off…All my demons.
Darlene: That's what loving Jesus ought to bring.
Cox: Looking in your eyes, I start believing.
Darlene: Lets bring this whisper to s shout.
Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Put two and two together, perfect harmony. We know its only natural. Lets do it.
Cox: I only want to make out…What you're saying.
Darlene: Read my lips. Its what you are looking for.
Cox: Here I am, sneaking up behind ya.
Darlene: You can always come in my backdoor.
