SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special...this very very unusual.
ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it?
SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper!
ARIEL: A dinglehopper?
SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular
encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folds who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!
GULL 1: Flop their wigs!
GULL 2: Flap!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!
GULL 1: Thingmabobs.
GULL 2: Jigs!
GULL 1: Bobs!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what the call "the dog's meow"!
GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: That human stuff!
Can't get enough -
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: Of human stuff!
And we are the authority -
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great and explanatin'
Human stuff!
ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that?
SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt!
ARIEL(spoken): Wow!
SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their bumps
GULL 1: On their runts!
GULL 2: Bunks!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
GULL 1: On the dumps!
GULL 2: At!
GULL 1: On!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance
Give it a blow, and then - voila!
GULLS: Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: That human stuff!
If you're a buff -
GULL 3: Awwwk!
GULLS: Of human stuff!
GULL 1: It's marvable!
GULL 2: Stupendible!
SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
GULLS: That's what the humans say!
SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff -
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
GULL 1: A thing-ma-what -
GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig -
SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
GULLS: Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest assured...you'll look real human!
