(::KRISTINE::)
See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
(::AL::)
...Sing!
..Note.
..Throat.
...Thing.
(::KRISTINE::)
What I couldn't do was...
I have trouble with a...
It goes all around my...
It's a terrifying...
See, I reall couldn't hear
Which not was lower or was...
If someone says, "Let's start a...
(::AL::)
...Higher
...Choir.
(::KRISTINE::)
Hey, when I begin to...
It's a cross between a...
And a quiver or a...
It's a little like a...
Or the record player...
What its doesn't have is...
(::AL::)
...Shreik.
...Squeak.
...Moan.
...Croak.
...Broke.
...Tone.
(::KRISTINE::)
Oh I know you're thinking
What a crazy...
But I really couldn't...
I could never really...
What I couldn't do was...
(::AL::)
...Dingaling.
...Sing.
...Sing.
...Sing!
(::AL::)
Three blind mice.
(::KRISTINE (--Off-Key--)::)
Three blind mice.
(::Spoken::)
It isn't intentional...
(::AL (--Spoken--)::)
She's doing her best,
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
(::KRISTINE::)
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
(::Spoken::)
It really blows my mind
(::AL (--Spoken--)::)
She gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure
(::AL::)
Make up in...
...Power.
And all my friends say I am
(::KRISTINE::)
Perfect for the
Shower.
Still,
I'm terrific at a...
Guys are comin' in their...
I'm a birdie on the...
But when I begin to...
They say, "who's the little...
...Goin' 'pong' instead of...
(::AL::)
...Dance.
...Pants.
...Wing.
...Chirp.
...Twerp
...Ping.
And when Christmas comes ans
All my friends go...
(::ALL::)
Caroling,
(::KRISTINE::)
It is so dishearten...
It is so disquiet...
It is so discourag...
Darling, please stop answer...
(::AL::)
...-Ning.
...-Ting.
...-Ging.
...-Ring!
...Sing.
...Sing.
(::KRISTINE::)
See, I really couldn't...
I could never really...
What I couldn't do was...
(::ALL (--In parts with Al conducting--)::)
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La
(::KRISTINE (--Off Key--)::)
La...
(::ALL::)
La
(::KRISTINE::)
La...
(::GIRLS::)
Sing, sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing, sing
Sing, Sing
(::BOYS::)
Never sing a note.
Please never,
Never sing a note,
Don't ever...
(::KRISTINE (--Off key--)::)
...Sing.
(::ALL::)
Sing!
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