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Unknown Artists - Comedy Tonight

(::PSEUDOLUS::)
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!

Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

(::ENTIRE COMPANY::)
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--

(::PSEUDOLUS::)
Something for everybawdy!

(::ENTIRE COMPANY::)
Comedy tonight!

(::MILES GLORIOSUS::)
Nothing that's grim.

(::DOMINA::)
Nothing that's Greek.

(::PSEUDOLUS::)
(::Indicating DOMINA:::)
She plays Medea later this week.

(::WOMEN::)
Stunning surprises!

(::MEN::)
Cunning disguises!

(::ALL::)
Hundreds of actors out of sight!

(::ERRONIUS::)
Pantaloons and tunics!

(::SENEX::)
Courtesans and eunuchs!

(::HERO::)
Funerals and chases!

(::LYCUS::)
Baritones and basses!

(::PHILIA::)
Panderers!

(::HERO::)
Philanderers!

(::HYSTERIUM::)
Cupidity!

(::MILES::)
Timidity!

(::LYCUS::)
Mistakes!

(::ERRONIUS::)
Fakes!

(::DOMINA::)
Rhymes!

(::PHILIA::)
Crimes!

(::PSEUDOLUS::)
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!

(::ALL::)
No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
And a happy ending, of course!
Goodness and badness,
Panic is madness--
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

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