[spoken]
Look, you've gotta understand, it's just been me and Eleanor for 67 years. So she gets nervous around strangers.
I wouldn't show that picture to anyone or they might try to take you two guys back to the laboratory.
Huh?
Listen, we've got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you'll find yourself out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This might be harder than I thought...
[sung]
If you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul!
If you switch the radio to some MODERN music show,
That's a technical foul!
If you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator,
That's a technical foul...
a technical foul!
If you touch the thermostat, (You'll get hit with a bat!)
Cuz that's a technical foul (You'll feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain (You'll know the meaning of pain!)
Cuz that's a technical foul (I'll show you no mercy)
Oh this is such bullshit,
In this house we say "bullspit"!
Or it's a technical foul...
A technical foul
[spoken]
Let me get this straight. You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter or something. It's up to you, Yankee Doodle.
Well I don't wanna do that but let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally.
[sung]
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel,
That's a technical foul! (Okay...)
If I decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel,
That's a technical foul! (We say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties or
Give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes,
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide...
Can I sleep past 3?
If you do you'll get a T!
Take a whizz in those flowers?
I'll say "Hit the showers!"
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
you'll get a kick in the balls
can i walk around with my morning erection?
if you want an automatic ejection
cuz thats a Technical Foul,
but i'd like to see it anyway, just kidding
[At the same time]
There are certain rules which apply in one's life
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife!
(note: cannot decipher the rest of Whitey's lines)
I can't believe I haven't killed myself
Here with Wigs Magee and the furry elf
She's neurotic and he's a troll
How did I get stuck in this shit hole?
Guess I'll have to deal with your demands
But please don't touch me with your alien hands!
They took my wig
I saw the look in their eyes
Why, oh why won't someone retrieve my wig wig wig?
I've got no right to growl...
Watch out, she's on the prowl!
Without my wig, I look like an owl! Hoo! Hoo! (Oh my god!)
Don't laugh at her, or it's a technical foul!
A technical foul!
A technical foul!
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