Complimentary "Not Since Charlie Chaplin" Ringtone

(::FIRST REPORTER::)
Guarda! It's Guido Contini!

(::GUIDO::)
Oh my God!

(::GUIDO AND LUISA::)
Reporters!

(::REPORTERS AND SPA PEOPLE::)
Guido Contini! Guido Contini! Guido Contini!
Guido Contini is here at the spa!

Not since Charlie Chaplin has there
Ever been
A film director like this-Guido
Contini!

Everything he does gets world
Attention
Whether it's a hit or a miss-Guido
Contini!

He writes the script!

He writes the score!

He's the director!

And even more
He's a consummate actor!

(::SECOND REPORTER::)
So what's your new film about, Guido?

(::GUIDO::)
I do not discuss a script until I've finished writing it!

(::THIRD REPORTER::)
Your producer claims you haven't even started it.

(::GUIDO::)
That's ridiculous! Where is she?

(::THIRD REPORTER::)
In Paris.

(::SECONF REPORTER::)
Trying to find you.

(::FIRST REPORTER::)
Does your wife know you're travelling with this woman?

(::GUIDO::)
This is my wife.

(::CARLA::)
Guido...!

(::GUIDO::)
Carla! My God! What're you doing here in Venice?

(::CARLA::)
I had to see you right away. I'm staying at the Albergo
Caldo, numero cinque-cinque-

(::GUIDO::)
Cinque-cinque.

(::CARLA::)
I have wonderful news, I'll be waiting!

(::LUISA::)
Guido, was that Carla?

(::GUIDO::)
Carla? No-no my love-I told you, that's all over with.

(::CLAUDIA::)
Guido...!

(::GUIDO::)
Claudia! I've been trying to reach you! I need you for my film!

(::OUR LADY OF THE SPA::)
Signor Contini, telephone, line seven; it's from Paris!

(::GUIDO::)
Claudia?

(::LILIANE LA FLEUR::)
No, it's Liliane, your producer. Remember me?

(::GUIDO::)
Oh yes.

(::LILIANE::)
I still haven't seen a script! What are you doing in Venice?

(::GUIDO::)
Well, I'm, I'm...scouting locations!

(::LILIANE::)
I see! That must mena that the film's going to shot
in Venice. Thanks for telling me. I'll see you tomorrow.

(::GUIDO::)
Wonderful.

(::REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE::)
No task too big!

(::GUIDO::)
So she's coming here!

(::REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE::)
No task too small!

(::GUIDO::)
Now what do I do?

(::REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE::)
He sketches costumes!

(::GUIDO::)
I'll go to Paris!

(::REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE::)
And that's not all
He writes the subtitles!

(::OUR LADY OF THE SPA::)
Signor Contini, telephone, line five,
it's the Hollywood reporter!

(::GUIDO::)
Luisa, please help me!

Complimentary "Not Since Charlie Chaplin" Ringtone