Complimentary "Sensitivity" Ringtone

Queen:
Sensitiviy, Sensitivity
IAnd#8217;m just loaded with that.
In this one word is the epitomy of the aristocrat
Sensitive soul, and sensitive stomach, sensitive hands and feet;
This is the blessing, also the curse of being the true elite.
Common people donAnd#8217;t know what exquisite agony is,
Suffered by gentle people like me!
Just get your hands off me!
Think up a tricky test for that wretched moat-swimming princess.
Wizard:
Madame may I suggest, Maybe we ought toAnd#8230;
Queen:
DonAnd#8217;t take all night, IAnd#8217;m not well, I need my rest.
Not that IAnd#8217;ll ever sleep on that lumpy mattress, oh God my back!
Sensitivity bane of roalty, that bedAnd#8217;s a torture rack.
Oh I hate to sound grumpy, but my nerves are so jumpy.
I am sure I could feel any lump, even if it were under the mattress
And small as a pea!
ThatAnd#8217;s the answer! Under the mattressAnd#8230; WeAnd#8217;ll test her tonight!
One tiny pea beneath one thick downy mattress. Oh God! YouAnd#8217;re bright!
Any genuine princess would feel it, if she doesnAnd#8217;t sheAnd#8217;s through!
Get the tiniest pea and order one mattress, No! Make it two!
Wizard:
Why not five?
Queen:
Ten I think would be plenty.
Better still, make it twenty.
And to play it safe, in the event even thatAnd#8217;s not enough to make sure she sleeps
WeAnd#8217;ll give her a soothing sedative, wonAnd#8217;t we? You can whip up a drink.
Something stunning; AhAnd#8230;Oh, but your devlish.
I love the way you think.
SheAnd#8217;s insensitive, so insensitive; SheAnd#8217;ll fall asleep no doubt!
God, but youAnd#8217;re clever! Brilliant! A genus! You are divine! Get Out!

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Complimentary "Sensitivity" Ringtone