HOOK:
I'm the greatest villain of all time!
Who is Blue Beard?
(--Nobody!--)
Who is Nero?
(--Nobody!--)
Who is Jack the Ripper?
(--Nobody!--)
Ahahaha!
Who's the swiniest swine in world?
(--Captain Hook! Captain Hook!--)
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
(--Captain Hook! Captain Hook!--)
Captain of villainy
Madder and loot lout
Eager to kill any
Who says that his hook isn't cute!
(--It's cute!--)
Ahahahah!
Slimiest rat in the pack?
(--Captain Hook! Captain Hook!--)
Who's unlaughable?
(--You!--)
Who's unliftable?
(--You!--)
Whose existence is quite unforgivable?
(--You!--)
Who would stoop to the cheapest and lowest
Of tricks in the book?
(--Tricks in the book--)
Blame me, slay me,
Captain Hook!
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