Travolta, John - Personality Goes a Long Way (Dialogue)
(::VINCENT::)
You want some bacon?
(::JULES::)
No, man, I don't eat pork.
(::VINCENT::)
Are you Jewish ?
(::JULES::)
No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
(::VINCENT::)
Why not?
(::JULES::)
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
(::VINCENT::)
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
(::JULES::)
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
(::VINCENT::)
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
(::JULES::)
I don't eat dog either
(::VINCENT::)
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
(::JULES::)
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
(::VINCENT::)
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
(::JULES::)
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
