(:Mark:)
Tell the folks at home what you're doing, Roger
(:Roger:)
I'm writing one great song
(:Mark:)
The phone rings!
(:Roger:)
Yess!!
(:Mark:)
We screen
(:Mark/Roger's Machine:)
Speak! *beep*
(:Collins:)
Chestnut's roasting...
(:Mark/Roger:)
Collins!
(:Collins:)
I'm downstairs
(:Mark:)
Hey!
(:Collins:)
Roger picked up the phone?
(:Mark:)
No, it's me
(:Collins:)
Throw down the key
(:Mark:)
A wild night is now preordained
(:Collins:)
I may be detained
(:Mark:)
Detained?
*phone rings*
What do you mean, detained?
(:Benny:)
Ho Ho Ho
(:Mark/Roger:)
Benny! (Shit!)
(:Benny:)
Dudes, I'm on my way
(:Mark/Roger:)
Great! (Fuck!)
(:Benny:)
I need the rent
(:Mark:)
What rent?
(:Benny:)
This past year's rent which I let slide
(:Mark:)
Let slide? You said we were golden
(:Roger:)
When you bought the building
(:Mark:)
When we were roomates?
(:Roger:)
Remember? You lived here.
(:Benny:)
How could I forget? You, me, Collins, and Maureen. How is the drama queen?
(:Mark:)
She's performing tonight
(:Benny:)
I know. Still her production manager?
(:Mark:)
Two days ago I was bumped
(:Benny:)
You still dating her?
(:Mark:)
Last month I was dumped
(:Roger:)
She's in love!
(:Benny:)
She's got a new man?
(:Mark:)
Well, no
(:Benny:)
What's his name?
(:Mark/Roger:)
Joanne
(:Benny:)
Rent, my amigos, is due
Or I will have to evict you
Be there in a few
*Roger plays Musetta's Waltz defiantly*
(:Mark:)
The power blows!
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