Beck, Jakob Dylan And others - This World is Something New to Me
(::Lisa Loeb:::) Where am I?
(::B Real:::) How did I get here?
(::Patti Smith:::) Today is very different than yesterday.
(::Lou Rawls:::) So this is the world?
(::Laurie Anderson:::) I miss my old womb.
(::Gordon Gano:::) The wallpaper here just ain't the same.
(::Fred Schneider:::) This word is something strange.
(::Loeb:::) I'm wet,
(::Phife:::) I'm cold,
(::Lenny Kravitz:::) (--waggles diaper--) I need a change,
(::All:::) (--tosses blankets in air--) This world is something new to me.
(::Phife:::) (--on one monitor--) Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
(::Dawn Robinson:::) (--on an adjacent monitor--) Me either!
(::Robotic camera zooms in on next baby::)
(::Beck:::) I'm hungry,
(::Rawls:::) I'm tired,
(::Jakob Dylan:::) (--pounds crib floor to make pacifier bounce--) I'm irritated.
(::Rawls:::) But I love the extra leg room.
(::Smith:::) (--Points to her bellybutton--) Man! They cut my cord!
(::Iggy Pop:::) (--Looks in his diaper to see, uh,
something Jewish boys get, usually at birth--) consider yourself lucky!
(::Dylan:::) This world is way too big.
(::Pop:::) (--baby points at Chuckie--) And populated by fuzzy pigs.
(::All:::) This world is something new to me.
(::Schneider:::) This world is such a gas. (--passes gas--)
(::Kate Pierson And Cindy Wilson:::) P.U., where's your class?
(::All:::) This world is something new to me.
(--Two baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around--)
(::Beck:::) (--shouts--) Quiet! can't a guy get some shuteye?
(::Smith:::) (--shouts--) It's so noisy in here.
(::Pop:::) (--shouts--) I can barely hear myself suck.
(--baby grabs bottle from Chuckie--)
(::Dylan:::) The food here tastes pretty good,
(::Phife:::) My compliments to the chef.
(::Robinson:::) And you gotta holler to get fed.
(::Rawls:::) But I could get used to that.
(--babies cry; Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch--)
(::Loeb:::) This world is way too bright,
(::Beck:::) Can't somebody turn down the light?
(::Beck:::) (--as another baby; looks inside diaper--) So that's what that thing looks like.
(::Dylan:::) All things here are meant for play,
(--throws pacifier; robotic camera follows it--)
(::Schneider:::) It's gonna be a real cool day.
(::All:::) This world is something new to me.
(--Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain,
while unidentified babies sing: "da-de-da-da-da",
etc.; one of the female babies say "Real cool", while another one says "Look!"--)
(::All:::) (--as rainbow forms--) This world is something new to me.
(::robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends::)
