Max: They've been laughin' since I can't remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxie the Geek", no more "Goof of the Week" like before
Girl: No more algebra tests 'til September
Girl's Boyfriend: No more lookin' at losers like him
Boy: No more havin' to cheat
Another Boy: No more mystery meat
Boy 1: No more gym!
Boy 2: No more gym!
Boy 3: No more gym!
Boy 4: NO MORE GYM!
Lisa: Gonna move to the mall
Chad: Gonna live in the pool
Max: Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool
::chorus::: 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
Max: After today, she'll be mine!
::chorus::: After today my brains'll be snoozing
Max: If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
Twin Girls: I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics
Twin Boys: Then down with the textbooks
Boy: And up with the comics!
Max: Just think of all the time I've been losing
Finding the right thing to say
::chorus::: Things'll be goin' my way after today
Max: She looked right through me
And who could blame her?
I need a new me
Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof
Cheerleaders: And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
Grunge Girls: No more pep rallies to cut
Blech!
::chorus::: After today my brains'll be snoozing
Bus Driver: I'm gonna sit on my butt
Max: I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended
I'll either be famous
Principal Mazur: Or you'll be suspended!
::chorus::: Just think of all the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could could say
Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents good-bye
Gonna party from now 'til the end of July
Things'll be goin' my way
After today
Max: I wish that this was the day
After today
