You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
You're heart is full of un-washed socks
You're soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and i quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinfull sots
Your hearts a dead tomato splotched
With mouldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appauling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorible rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots !
You nauseate me
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
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