Complimentary "Dentist" Ringtone

(::ORIN::)
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

(::CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON::)
What did she say?

(::ORIN::)
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

(::CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON::)
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

(::PATIENT::)
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

(::ORIN::)
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

(::PATIENT::)
Goodness gracious!

(::ORIN::)
And I enjoy the career that I picked

(::CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON::)
Really love it

(::ORIN::)
I am your dentist

(::PATIENT::)
Fitting braces

(::ORIN::)
And I get off on the pain I inflict

(::CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON::)
Really love it

(::ORIN::)
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

(::CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON::)
Bicuspid

(::ORIN::)
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, mama
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!

(::PATIENT::)
Ah!

(::ORIN::)
Say ah!

(::PATIENT::)
Ah!

(::ORIN::)
Say ah!

(::PATIENT::)
Ah!

(::ORIN::)
Now spit!

Complimentary "Dentist" Ringtone