Dentist: It started when, a lad a' ten I told my friends I'll meetcha at Docta' Blood's revenge which was a gruesome horra' featcha', and when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick, I found I got a hard-on while the other kids got sick!
I found a hobby!
I found a hobby!
Out in the lobby,
I went Insane!
A voice inside me said "Kid, you'll love it, I think you're into Heavy pain".
Seymour: You found a hobby!
Out in the lobby! You Went insane!
Dentist: By 13 years I'd taught my peers 'bout
bondage and submission, gave illustrated lectures on the spanish inquisition! some boys take dirty books to the john and give themselves a wack, I did the same with lithographs of Thumbscrews, and the rack!
Seymour: He found a hobby!
Out in the lobby!
He Went INSANE!
Dentist: at 22 the time came due to choose a life's profession, I tried hard to think of one in line with mine obsession! I could've been a Boxer, or a lawyer, yeah I guess, but no one causes suffering like a liscensed DDS.
And now my hobby, ain't just a hobby it's now my job to make my patients check with thee! What started out as a secret passtime is now my hobby!
Seymour: What Started out as a passtime is now his hobby and his
Dentist: What started out as a secret passtime is now my HobbYYYYYYYYYYYY and my career. Say Ahh.
