Man: Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. What is it?
Audrey: It's an Audrey 2.
Man: I've never seen anything like it before.
Seymour: No one has.
Man: Where did you get it?
Seymour: Well...
You remember that Total eclipse of the sun a few weeks ago?
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Da-doo,
Seymour: I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day
crystal Ronette and Chiffone: Shoop da-doo,
Seymour: and I passed by this place where this old Chinese man
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Chang da-doo
Seymour: he sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings,
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Snip da-doo,
Seymour: 'cause he knows strange plants are my hobby.
Crystal ronette Chiffone: Da da da da da da-doo.
Seymour: He didn't have anything unusual there that day.
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Nope, da-doo,
Seymour: so I was just about to, ya know, walk on by,
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Good for you
Seymour: when suddenly,
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Da doo
Seymour: and without warning there was
All: this total eclipse of the sun.
Seymour: It got very dark and then I heard this strange humming
sound like something from another world.
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Da-doo,
Seymour; And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: oop-see-doo
Seymour: just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.
Crystal ronette Chiffone: Audrey Two.
Seymour: I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before,
but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyway.
for a dollar ninety-five.
Crystal Ronette Chiffone: Sha la la, la la la, la la la, doo doo doo.
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