(::MUSHNIK::)
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own
adopted boy?
(--I never liked him much before,
But count the cash that's in
the drawer
I've got no choice- I'm much
too poor---)
Say yes
(::SEYMOUR::)
What for?
(::MUSHNIK::)
Seymour I want to be your dad
I want to see you climbing up my family tree
I used to think you left a stench
But I now see that your a mench
So I'm Proposing, Be my son.
(::MUSHNIK::)
Mushnik And Son sounds great
Three words with the ring of fate
So say you'll incorporate with me
A florist's dream come true
Mushnik and his boychik, you-
What business we'll do for F.T.D.
How about it Seymour, be my son
Just say the word, I'll get my laywer on the phone
(::SEYMOUR::)
Now Mr. Mushnik don't be rash
You always said that I was trash
(::MUSHNIK::)
Oh I was joking
(::SEYMOUR::)
Sir I'm choking
(::MUSHNIK::)
Excuse the physical expression of my pride
Of the sweet paternal mushegush I have penned up inside
(::SEYMOUR::)
Gee
(::MUSHNIK::)
So?
(::SEYMOUR::)
Well...
(::MUSHNIK::)
Well?
(::SEYMOUR::)
I?
(::MUSHNIK::)
You?
Go ahead and say it Seymour
Tell me that you will
(::SEYMOUR::)
Gee, I really like to but
(::MUSHNIK::)
I'll hold my breath until
(::SEYMOUR::)
Ok, you win, I'll be your son
Draw out the papers, I'm touched I really am
And when you reach age 83, I let you come move in with me
I promise
(::MUSHNIK::)
What a son!
(::SEYMOUR::)
Call me son
(::MUSHNIK And SEYMOUR::)
Mushnik And Son, that's that
(::SEYMOUR::)
Officially I'm your brat
(::MUSHNIK And SEYMOUR::)
Consider the mnatter closed and done
Now to the world let's stick
Our Senior and Junior shtick
(::SEYMOUR::)
Through thin and through thick
(::MUSHNIK::)
Through sloppy and slick
(::SEYMOUR::)
So come kiss me quick
(::MUSHNIK::)
Please don't make me sick
(::MUSHNIK And SEYMOUR::)
Mushnik And Son!
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