(::Homer::)
You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere
(::Belle::)
We're the sauce on your steak
The cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
(::Dancer 1::) Â We're the lace on the nightgown
(::Dancer 2::) Â The point after touchdown
(::Belle And Dancers::) Â Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
(::Belle::)
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
(::Rev Lovejoy::) Â Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
(::Dancer 1::) Â Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
(::Dancer 2::) Â They seem to entertain your dad
(::Belle And Dancers::)
The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine
Yes, we keep the in Springfield
(::Wiggum, Krusty And Skinner::) Â We remember our first visit
(::Mayor Quimby::) Â The service was exquisite!
(::Mrs Quimby::) Â Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
(::Mayor Quimby::) Â Come on now, you were working here!
(::Grampa And Jasper::)
Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since the March of 1961!
(::Bart::) Â To shut it down now would be twisted
(::Jimbo, Dolph And Kearney::) Â We just heard this place existed
(::Dancers::) Â We're the highlights in your hairdo
(::Apu::) Â The extra arms on Vishnu!
(::Dancers::) Â So, don't take the
(::Men::) Â We won't take the
(::All::) Â Yes, let's keep the in Springfield!
(::jonganderson@earthlink.net::)
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