If I were a man
I'd grow a mustache
I'd make all of my ladies wear high heels
I would be the leader in every dance there is
And every stubborn dancing queen would follow me
If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he
I'd never go out on a limb because I'd be the tree
If I were a man
I'd be in the boys club
I would be so masculine
I'd conquer all the ladies
With force or galantry
I'd hold you in my arms just so that you could hold me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man
I'd speak with authority
I would be so eloquent
My stacked vocabulary and my witty repartee
Would win respect from all my peers, but never give me away
If I were a man
I'd be a cowboy
I'd terrify you with my gun
I'd be the cop in cops and robbers
I'd be a demolition man
If I blew up all my friends I'd be king of the land
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he
Every door that once was shut would open for me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
